February 2012
254 posts
I’ve just written out my nans birthday card for tomorrow.
She turns 66, but I got her an 80th card for a laugh, haha!
I also bought her 50 grams of Amber Leaf haha, I’m such a good grand-son, I know.
Seriously though, £13.50 for a pouch of tobacco! If you smoke, then I regard you to be of low intellect.
sassyblackchikorita:
Can’t
Stop
Eating
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Anonymous asked: Like anyone at the moment?
I've lost my nose stud.
It must have come out whilst I was drying my face after my shower.
Damn it, now I have to wear a ring in it all the time :(
Sometimes I like to rub ants into my penis and then lie down next to an aardvark…
I've been watching The Clone wars all day. So, so...
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charleyhood asked: I heard that charley girl is really cool? Too cool for school.
Free house today. Best make the most of drinking...
I think I’m slowly turning into this guy.
I have the most random assortment of life skills...
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I smell honeycomb all of a sudden! What trickery...
mushroomtail:
Picture your favourite celebrity.
Now imagine them pooping.
Natalie Portmans’ poop is still hot. Literally and metaphorically.
My friend just posted his new mobile number on Facebook.
Time to strike with my CatFacts.com messages!
So excited hahahaha
Looks like I'm going to have to resort to joining...
What has my life become?
Going to Starbucks today to drink away my sorrows...
I’m going to have a mocha-induced seizure.
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imstillprettyyoung asked: I totally agree with you about being humble! Theres nothing worse than arrogant people, but its always the arrogant people that get noticed but I believe the modest people that are better in the long run :)
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Anonymous asked: No you are! I knowww ;D
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Anonymous asked: Your such a modest person, I really like that!
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Anonymous asked: You are so lovely (:
Ask me things and cheer me up. →
I probably only like 5 people, family included.
Everyone else is a fucking moron.
I have a serious aversion to people that smoke.
Even the slightest sniff of cigarette smoke makes me feel sick now, and hugging or kissing smokers is just the worst.
I’ve gone and lost my passport.
Now I have no I.D.
Fuck life.
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Watchiwillnotgrowup:
merlinthegrey:
h0ttndanger0us:
GIRLS THAT NEED TO LEARN TO RESPECT THEMSELVES. REBLOG IF U AGREE!
Ugh. The antifeminist.
this makes me angry
Wait… Girls have shits?! :S Also, what a chauvinist piece of shit.
Forgot how much I hated Jar Jar Binks until...
But Natalie Portman made everything better, she is too beautiful to even be human.
Back from the cinema.
Had a great time, so much popcorn up in my belly!
Now to unwind with a cup of tea and some Pixies and The Cult.
Best get ready for the cinema.
Gonna buy ice cream, ice cream and more ice cream.
And pick ‘n’ mix!
Never stick your dick in crazy.
The most important rule.
When I see Star Wars later I’m going to take my 3D glasses, but I really hope there are cooler Star Wars ones for sale because I’m wasteful enough with money to buy a pair.
Well today will be a long one, but later on I’m going to see The Phantom Menace in 3D with Charley; so fuck yeah, basically.
The puppy was so cute!
Oh God, he was adorable! Trying to pull himself onto the sofa and getting sad because he wasn’t strong enough haha :D
And he fell asleep and started yelping whilst he dreamed!
I am not a morning person.
Give me something to kill.
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Anonymous asked: Okay..your ideal girl?
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Anonymous asked: what do you look for in a girl?